If Dogs Could Talk…

What would these dogs say if they could talk?

To celebrate the release of author Jack Bradley’s new book, Dogs In The Air, we’ve selected a few of our favourite four-legged friends and ask the question: What would these dogs say if they could talk?

So if you’re going barking mad at the office, take a few seconds out to add a ripping good quote for our pooch brigade. Write your comments below, and share with friends for their suggestions to see who’s got puppy power…

Doggy exhibit a) 

• “Ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no river low enough, to keep me from getting my bone, yeah!”
• “Faster than a speeding bullet and able to leap mountains, they call me, Super Puppy!”
• “Cat schmat. I’m freeee as a bird!”

Doggy exhibit b)

• “Look out for the brown logs!”
• “I’ll sniff you out wherever you are!”
• “They call me Fryer Tuck of Sherwood Forest.”

Doggy exhibit c)

• “Oh no, I dropped my selfie stick.”
• “Who needs kids when you can have me?!”
• “And now, for my next party trick…”

Dogs In The Air, $29.99, by Jack Bradley, is on sale now.